W H A T IS IT ???
THIS USEFUL TOOL, IS COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
IT'S USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT
THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST
IN AND DRAWN
OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE
SUBSTANCE, WHICH WILL NEED TO BE CLEANED FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE
GAPING OPENING AS WELL AS ITS OWN LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER THE FLOWING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, AND CLEANSING AND
EVERYTHING IS DONE, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
OR THREE TIMES A DAY.................................. BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.