Office Hangups



True Story



Jan called me over to tell me about someone who's home system moans (it actually vibrates the desk). She turned it off, and it would still moan. It would moan about once a minute for about 5 seconds. They would unplug it, and it would still moan. It turned out, that there was a pager set on vibrate in a drawer in the desk. (This took several days to solve)


INTER OFFICE

MEMO

To: All Employees
The boss' name is not "jerk,""creep,""butwipe,""prick,""scumsucker," or "#%&A*!." It is "Sir" or "Madame," "Your Majesty," or "Your Highness."

 Please remember this.


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  1. Flat tax Dont you wish we could all do this?
  2. But can you flush the computer? A humurous view at looking at our computers.
  3. Check out this diet Need to loose some extra weight??? Try out this 10 calorie a day diet!
  4. A little chat with the Boss Everyone, I am sure has had a day like this.
  5. Getting on your nerves? I have one nerve left and......
  6. To error.. We all make mistake but!!!
IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...You get your own toilet.
AT WORK...You have to share.

IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK...You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON...You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK...You get fired if you get caught.

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An organization is like a tree full of monkeys - all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but ass holes.