WhIsPeReD LaUgHtEr Comic's Corner
One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a
bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word.
She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?"
Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
A Big Mistake
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this," said the man."I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our
ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I
was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at
its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I
made my big mistake. "
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'.
I don't remember much after that."
Republicans announced today that they are changing their emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
Big - ASS grill
A couple had been married 15 years.
One afternoon they were working in the garden together,
As the wife was bending over pulling weeds,
the husband said, "Honey, your butt is getting big.
I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill & then measured his wife's butt.
"Yep, he said, "Just what I thought, just about the same size!"
The wife got very incensed & decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside & didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day. That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife, and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolled over & turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
She replied, "Surely you don't think that I am going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie, do you?"
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