Another Blond joke



A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."
The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes," she said.
"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."
Q: Why do blonde women have bruises around their navels?

A: Blonde men aren't that clever either.
One day a blonde decided she was going to go ice fishing. So she got all her tools together snd went out onto the ice. She began chipping away at the ice and just then she heard a big booming voice.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

"Wow" she thought "god must be on my side today telling me there are no fish here."

So she move over 60 feet and began chipping another hole. Again she heard the big booming voice..

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

"WOW" she thought again "he must really like me" so she moved 60 feet agin and beagan chipping away again.

Then she heard the big booming voice again:

"THIS IS THE RINKMASTER, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

 Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing nutrasweet?
 She thought it was diet coke.
 What do you call a blonde in the snow?
 A snow flake.
 What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
 Artificially intelligent.
 How many blondes does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies?
 100 ... 1 to stir ... and 99 to peel the M & M's.
 Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory?
 She kept throwing out the W's.
 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
 An interpreter.
 What's the difference between a smart blonde  and the abominable snowman?
 There have been sightings of the snowman.
 Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
 So she could see what was on the other side.
 How does a man get a blonde to marry him?
 Tell her she's pregnant.
 What do you call eight blondes in a row?  A wind tunnel.
 Why was the blonde so excited  when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only two months?
 The box said three to ten years.
 Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
 They can't find eleven on the phone dial.
 What does a blonde say when she finds out she is pregnant?
 "Boy, I hope it's mine!"
 What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
 Gifted.
 Why don't you let blondes take coffee breaks?
 Because it takes too long to retrain them.


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