Italian abroad
One day I go abroad to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata
breakfast. I tella waitress I wan to pissas toast. She brings only one
piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go to toilet. I say you no
understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna
plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna even know lady and she call me sonna
bitch.
Later I go to café, The waitress brings me a knife but no fock. I
tella I wanna fock. She say everyone wanna fock. I say you no understand.
I wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you dirty sonna
bitch. I fed up so I go back to hotel to sleep.
At hotel I find no shets on bed. I call manager and tella him I wanna
shet on bed. He say you betta no shet on bed you dirty sonna bitch. I go
to reception and man say "peace on you" I say piss on you too farter of
bitch. I gonna back to Italy Pronto!
