Italian abroad

One day I go abroad to bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wan to pissas toast. She brings only one piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go to toilet. I say you no understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna even know lady and she call me sonna bitch.

Later I go to café, The waitress brings me a knife but no fock. I tella I wanna fock. She say everyone wanna fock. I say you no understand. I wanna fock on table. She say you betta not fock on table you dirty sonna bitch. I fed up so I go back to hotel to sleep.

At hotel I find no shets on bed. I call manager and tella him I wanna shet on bed. He say you betta no shet on bed you dirty sonna bitch. I go to reception and man say "peace on you" I say piss on you too farter of bitch. I gonna back to Italy Pronto!